Professor Pim and the Evil Queen of the Neverlands |
Who is the most popular of them all"
"Professor Pim" the mirror said
The man the Queen wanted dead
The Queen hated Professor Pim
For he had called her son dumb and dim
With only a few days away
Professor Pim would have a say
The Queen's ministers had warned her
The election was around the corner
If Professor Pim would become the Prime Minister of the Neverlands
He would hold her future in his hands
Without a poison apple around
A useful idiot had to be found
The Queen's men found such a man
And quickly drew up a plan
Pim was ambushed in a parking lot
He was shot, shot, shot
Professor Pim was no more
And the Queen found a new man to adore
She named her favorite horse after him
The man who had murdered Pim
No politician thereafter made fun of the crown
Because they all wanted to stick around
And that's why they call it the Neverlands
Because the people will never know their plans